Birthday Notes

I turned 31 yesterday

Pros:

L.A. gave me green lights for my commute to work.

Work gave me cupcakes!

My friends got me full of beer.

My beer didn't give me a hangover.

I got a load of birthday messages all day long. Thanks, all.

Cons:

I heard Smashing Pumpkins on Classic Rock radio. My favorite band is now classic rock. I'm an elder.