Another season of AYSO is in the books.  Once again I coached a U-14 boys team. That means the team consisted of 12 and 13 year-olds. We were the Honey Badgers.   This year was tough. We played 10 league matches. Our record was 0-9-1. Our goal diffe… more »

I have never read a Harry Potter book. I've seen fragments of the movies, and I've heard the lore. I've decided to watch the final movie, and extrapolate what the previous 7 movies were about. Beware Potterheads. This will be blasphemey to you. My sourc… more »

Co-worker: I heard dogs have the intelligence of a 2 year old Me (out loud): That means if you're into beastiality, you're into pedophilia as well. Me (in my head): Don't continue Me (out loud): or should I say Pet-ophilia? Me (in my head): damn more »